i am a jedi, like my father before me

jdmsrovia:

not to ruin the fun but

fallpoutboy:

bubblegum bitch went hard in 2013 and it still does in 2018

elenaandherstuff:

“You don’t meet a girl like that every dynasty…”

lookingbackatfashionhistory:

• Woman’s Corset.
Place of origin: England
Date: ca. 1900
Medium: Leather and metal

HOW DID THEY EVEN BREATHE

gutsrighteye:

stop rebooting shit and hire actually talented screenwriters, directors, photographers, and artists for original ideas. no one wants to see the same shit recycled over and over again. enough romanticizing the past, fuck nostalgia. pay people to make new and interesting shit, damn. what are these people afraid of? actually entertaining people?

infraredarmy:

joke: “frankenstein wasn’t the name of the monster; it was the name of the doctor”
woke: “knowledge is knowing that frankenstein wasn’t the monster; wisdom is knowing that frankenstein was the monster”
WIRED: “the monster refers to itself as frankenstein’s ‘son’, and it would have of course inherited his last name. In This Essay I Will Explore”

advanced-procrastination:

earlploddington:

freshest-tittymilk:

prime89:

nightinngales:

bruh…

Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.

SHUT UP.

13 years

Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash

ignigeno:

kylehasatumblr:

gahdamnpunk:

this some next level BS

It makes sense because we kill people who kill people because killing is wrong, duh.

This is one small step away from “Well if we kill all women there won’t be abortions anymore!”

crimsoncadmium:

untitledb1:

charizord:

dylanatate:

gaycurlyfries:

redpotions:

grindr boy: dont tap me

me:

That girl literally looks like she’s mouthing “that’s bullshit” and she ain’t wrong

“that girl”

I’m….

….I am.

Wow publicly shamed so hard he deactivated

pervocracy:

Everyone knows that on Uber/Lyft you should always give the driver five stars unless they, like, drive the car into the ocean or something, right?  You can’t say “the ride was fine, nothing special, so I gave them three stars,” because the company will punish them for being anything less than perfect.

Well, you should know that the same rule goes for any kind of customer service survey.  Unless the service you received was unacceptable, give them 5/5 or 10/10 or whatever.  It’s annoying, because it ruins the sensitivity of the survey, but it’s how it’s gotta be.  9/10 gets treated like a problem and 6/10 gets treated like a disaster.   Understand this and do the workers a favor by grading easy.

mirsama:

yaoi-smasher6969:

Tbh???? I don’t have the fuckn time to pick and choose who can come to pride or use the acronym lgbt+. I got like, actual problems. Like bigots who wanna kill me and stuff. And money. Anyway happy pride, if you say you’re LGBT+, you don’t wanna hurt anyone, and you ID as lgbt+ in some way, I believe you because who has the fuckn time to examine everyone’s identity? I’m busy. I have a cat to feed.

Mood

allsonargent:

favorite relationships ≡ Leslie & Ben

“I love you and I like you.”

glitterghosts:

Annihilation (2018, dir. Alex Garland)

klubbhead:

We are all in this hell together.